May 2012
536 posts
↖ believes in butts
"Revenge is the wrong way. It's short-sided and...
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wewilltakenothingforgranted:
I feel like all of you are silently judging me and my horrible sense of humor.
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If I'm comfortable around you:
I’ll tackle you.
Be weird around you
Sing to you.
Dance for you.
Scream at you.
Take your food.
Be mean to you.
FUN FACT
sexdrugsandpokemon:
agayofgays:
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angrybagel:
the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin
u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce
because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security
how much do you think that’d go for on ebay
im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.
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blogsecret:
there are times when it’s difficult to breathe. i take deep breaths whenever i inhale during these times. i used to think they were panic attacks, but then my family said it was probably acid reflex. but i’m beginning to think it’s something else.
reflux*
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Every time I see a picture of a bookshelf or a...
“All of us have theories about the world and about ourselves. We will go to great...”
– Marya Hornbacher, Wasted. (via mustardhat)
holyposeidon:
sometimes i say i want life to stop but i don’t mean that i want to die. i just mean that i want to be able to stop worrying about everything and just lie down and read a book without any interruption from anything, including my own thoughts. i just want everything to stop. just for a while.
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nanflanagan:
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
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